'useless fucking paperclips'
I think I found my new bff.
"you idiotic crusty nipple"
you smell like outside — black mothers and grandmothers across the U.S. (via pettywhite)
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I brought you out here to tell you something important
Remember when you asked me why I had four legs and you only have two?
I think it’s about time that you know…
… You’re adopted
Reblogging solely for that comment ^
i mean the picture is pretty great too
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I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it
my life is changed
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